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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Get on the boat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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