- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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