- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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