- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

nothing

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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