How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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eoin burgin is fat

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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