Hail Hitler

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Once upon a time a was born

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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