A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

a. why? b. because

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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