What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you end a sentence

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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