roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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