- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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