- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

whats green and lives in the water

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