- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Women's rights

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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whats green and lives in the water

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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