- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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