What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Go away still nothing to see

Black people in Camden NJ.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Smeg...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

speak now or forever hold your pee

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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