What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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