Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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