- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

hard cheese

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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