- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

DEATH.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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