Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Ebola

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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