- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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