Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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