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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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