what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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