Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are red.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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