- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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