Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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