- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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