- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

No your aunties a joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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