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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

whats green and slimy? green slim

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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