- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

knock knock who's there? faith

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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