why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I'm Polish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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