- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Good job, son.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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