Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Emily Walker.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Who is big and stupid My brother

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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