- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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