- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

a. why? b. because

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