- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Small Penis.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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