Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

12 niqqa 12.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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