What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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