Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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