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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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