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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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