- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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