- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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