In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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