- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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