- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

#Getweird

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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