- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

knock knock who's there ?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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