A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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WOw you have no life

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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