whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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