- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

these are shit

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

time to spruce up!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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