What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Mooses

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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