1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

womens rights.

Golf.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

God is real.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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