- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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