- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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