why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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ure mama's so fat

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