- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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