- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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