A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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