Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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