Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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