There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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