What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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