There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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