What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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