- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Lololol

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??