- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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