what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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