What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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