What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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