A dyslexic blind man

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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