John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

ure mama's so fat

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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