If the 49ers won the superbowl

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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