- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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