- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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