why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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