- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

i committed murder

What do we call Osama? Osama

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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