Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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I love alchohol!

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Women's rights.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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