- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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