Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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