- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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