- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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