What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

WOw you have no life

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How did the black person die? Of old age

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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