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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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