- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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