- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Death by kayak

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Pickles are powerful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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