- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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