- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Emily Walker.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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