I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Emily Walker.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Women's Rights

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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