- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Pickles are powerful

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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