- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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