- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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