Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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