A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Beka has AIDS

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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