How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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