- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

can you touch your toes? no

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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