Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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