Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I literally died laughing

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Face...tastes like chicken!

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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