Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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