What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I C U P White stuff

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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