You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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