There was once a man who lived in a box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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