If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Death by kayak

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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