- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Women's rights.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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