a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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