Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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