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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Do the roar!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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