- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's long and black The unemployment line

Charlie Sheen

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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