- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Obama = ebola

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