Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

This isn't funny.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Albino African Americans

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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