Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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