where's mom I killed her

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

WOw you have no life

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

How did the black person die? Of old age

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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