- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Im gay What about you

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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