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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A dancer walks into a barre

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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