- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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