2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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