- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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