- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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