The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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#Getweird

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What do I hate? people

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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