- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

you see theres this guy.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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