A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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