- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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