Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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THE GAME

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Mahmy

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Anti Joke

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