- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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