- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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