Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Anti Joke

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