- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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