What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the teacher do? He taught.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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