Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Poop...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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