Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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