- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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