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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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