How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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