Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Smeg...

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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