Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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David Cameron

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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