Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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