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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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