- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

So these two girls have a cup .

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's 9+10? 19

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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