Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Women's professional sports

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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