- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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