What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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