- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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