- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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