- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

poop

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??