- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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