What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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