Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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