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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Women outside of the kitchen.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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