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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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