- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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