why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Good job, son.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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