What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Skrillex.

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