- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Knock Knock Come in

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Eric is gay Ha

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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