When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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