- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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