Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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