- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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