- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Mooses

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Chlamydia

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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