Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Brain fart

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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