- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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