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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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