- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Justin Bieber.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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