- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Women's Soccer.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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