Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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