- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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