- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A midget walked under a bar.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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