Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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The global news

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Sloths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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