What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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