- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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