- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.