- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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