- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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