- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

salad days!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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