What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Your mom went to college

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Equal rights!

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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