A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Women's professional sports

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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