- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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