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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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