What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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