What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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