- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Nickelback.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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