What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Do the roar!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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