- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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