Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats two plus two Four!

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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