Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Andoni was here

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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