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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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