- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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