- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

the NAACP

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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