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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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