- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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