my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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