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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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